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13 Things Proving My Son is Part Sasquatch

DBC 131 13 Things Proving My Son is Part Sasquatch

  1. I could sail one of his shoes to France.
  2. Peo­ple keep mak­ing plas­ter casts of his tracks in our front yard.
  3. Keeps bump­ing his head.
  4. Against the sky.
  5. Pats me on the head and says ‘You’re adorable’ when I’m mad
  6. See these shoes I’m wear­ing? They were his. Last week.
  7. Walks to school in five easy steps.
  8. His feet hang off the bed  … down the hall­way out the front door into Minnesota.
  9. Wears size ‘Jesus Christ!’ shoes.
  10. Hunts his own food.
  11. Can palm a wreck­ing ball.
  12. Really, truly, ought to flush 8 times (but won’t).
  13. BBC keeps show­ing videos of him on their YouTube channel.