Based on the response to Tuesday’s feature, I’m including a list of preferred poop euphemisms for when someone pounds on the bathroom door and asks: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

1. Parking a Buick
2. Searching for Wi Fi
3. Combinatorial RNA Research
4. Occupying Wall Street
5. Playing Angry Birds
6. Hanging chad
7. Voting for Romney
8. Going Dark
9. Re-enacting episode 7 from last year’s season of Glee
10. Ejecting a round
11. Yoga
12. Shots
13. Scrabblepooping.