Oh pork, you’re so bacon. I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. I’m saturated. I’m enporkenated. I’m in heaven.
I visited the Butcher & Larder and had their Pig’s Head Hot Sandwich and fell in love. I am now dating their slicer.
Imagine eating a delicious, freshly butchered pork sandwich while standing at the counter watching them fill sausages and slice bacon to order.
If only they served beer.
Originally posted 2011-12-28 06:00:09. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
About Christopher Garlington, Esq
Christopher Garlington is the humor columnist for Chicago Parent magazine, Seattle Parent Map, and New York Parenting magazine. His stories have appeared in Atlanta Parent, Baton Rouge Parent, Parenting ABC (U.K.); Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.
