Monday is Man Day: 24/7 Octoblog

by Christopher Garlington, Esq Posted on December 8, 2011

Finally: a blog that is all octopus, all the time. I love octopi because they are morally ambiguous, devious, and can change color at will. Oh, if only all my friends were the same.

Also, octopedia can fill in where our traditional media leaves us hanging. No football? Octopedia. Big Bang Theory in reruns? Octopedia. Porn servers down? Octopedia.

I only wish the bloggists at the All Octopus All the Time blog were as morally ambiguous as their kith. I’d love nothing more than to place a clear glass tank over giant pictures of food and watch the little guys morph.

What would you put under the tank?

About Christopher Garlington, Esq

Christopher Garlington is the humor columnist for Chicago Parent magazine, Seattle Parent Map, and New York Parenting magazine. His stories have appeared in Atlanta Parent, Baton Rouge Parent, Parenting ABC (U.K.); Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.
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