The world is not enough–field report

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Christopher Garlington, Esq.

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About Christopher Garlington, Esq.

Christopher Garlington lives in Chicago in a standard two kids, wife, dog, corner-lot, two car, small business owner American dream package. He drives a 2003 Camry, sports a considerable notebook fetish, and smokes Arturo Fuente Partaga Maduros as often as possible. His stories have appeared in Chicago Parent; The Kentuckian, The Orlando Sentinel, The Daily Herald, Exito!, Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, South Lit, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats; and co-hosts a weekly radio show based on that book. His monthly column for Chicago Parent, “My Funny Life,” was nominated for best humor article in the 2010 annual Parenting Publications of America Editorial and Design Awards.
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  • Militant Rubber Ducky

    It’s always fun standing on the rear bumper to reach the luggage rack on top of the air craft carrier and willing your shins to bend inward.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.garlington Christopher Garlington, Esq.

    I stood in the passenger door bay, one foot on the arm rest and one on the curved inside edge of the door-way, one hand holding on to the rack, one trying valiantly, uselessly, vainly, to zip up the luggage bag.

  • http://wordsmoker.com Militant Rubber Ducky

    Ah. No amount of Downward Dog is going to make that fly. I would force said spawn to be the packmules of their own crap (therefore watching half of the stuff disappear like magic), but then again I am also childless and probably have no idea how much that WON’T work.