- Real Men sweep with a leaf blower.
- Real Men don’t mop: Real Men hose.
- Real Men understand the toilet cleaning power of the Water Pik.
- Real Men know the best music for cleaning house is porno.
- Real Men know the best way to clean the fridge is to eat your way to the back.
- Real Men know Vodka cleans anything.
- Real mens KnOw VDkoa cleams anythings.
- Real Men dust with a Hoover.
- When Real Men wash reds with whites, they don’t apologize. They just say “pink makes you look ten years younger.”
- Real men consider phone sales an act of war.
Originally posted 2007-12-05 09:25:00. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
