13 Reasons My Son Is Annoying

  1. Hey, Dad?!
  2. Hey, Dad?!
  3. Hey, Dad?!
  4. Hey, Dad?!
  5. Hey, Dad?!
  6. Hey, Dad?!
  7. Hey, Dad?!
  8. Hey, Dad?!
  9. Hey, Dad?!
  10. Hey, Dad?!
  11. Hey, Dad?!
  12. Hey, Dad?!
  13. Hey, Dad?!

About Bull Garlington

Christopher Garlington is the humor columnist for Chicago Parent magazine, Seattle Parent Map, and New York Parenting magazine. His stories have appeared in Atlanta Parent, Baton Rouge Parent, Parenting ABC (U.K.); Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.

  • mommyof2galz

    LOL!!! Here is my 13:

    1. But Why?
    2. But Why?
    3. But Why?
    4. But Why?
    5. But Why?
    6. But Why?
    7. But Why?
    8. But Why?
    9. But Why?
    10. But Why?
    11. But Why?
    12. But Why?
    13. But Why?

  • Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    Mine are sim­i­lar to both of yours.

  • mich­molk

    Aww, but he loves you! Isn’t it bet­ter than him say­ing “F*#% off dad”???

  • Dr.John

    I have 13 as well.
    1. Are we there yet
    2.Are we there yet
    3.Are we there yet
    4.Are we there yet
    5.Are we there yet
    6.Are we there yet
    7.Are we there yet
    8. Are we there yet
    9.Are we there yet
    10.Are we there yet
    11.Are we there yet
    12.Are we there yet
    13.Are we there yet

  • Melanie

    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy
    mommy

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!