Thursday's 13 Things That New Scout Merit Badges Should Cover

Posted on January 24, 2009 by Christopher Garlington
  1. Family Guy Trivia Merit Badge
  2. Talk Like Cartman Merit Badge
  3. Cut Your Finger While Carving Boobs into the Picnic Table Merit Badge
  4. Cry Like a Girl Because You’re Scared of a Daddy Long Legs Merit Badge
  5. “This Lake has Awesome Graphics,” Merit Badge
  6. “Does Our Tent Have WiFi?” Merit Badge
  7. Sink Your Canoe on Purpose Merit Badge
  8. Kick Your Senior Patrol Leader in the Balls Merit Badge
  9. Drink a 32 Oz. Chocolate/Watermelon/Mocha Shake Then Puke All Night Merit Badge
  10. Hold Your Poop Seven Days Merit Badge
  11. Texas Hold ‘Em Merit Badge
  12. Secret Backwoods Private Club Start-Up Merit Badge
  13. Saying “Camp Sucks,” So Much It Is Statistically Improbable Championship High Score Merit Badge
Please save me: my children are trying to kill me.

Originally posted 2008-08-08 15:57:00. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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  • Lisa Mitchel

    difference between chocolate and mocha?

  • Death By Children

    Lisa, darling, please. Put down that three foot long cigarette holder and remove your Jackie Ohs and listen: chocolate is made from the familiar cocoa bean and mocha is made from distilled Siberian yak vomit.

  • samara

    great website that will stop your kids from killing you ;-)
    great tips, http://hrbaby.com/

  • Melanie

    i look forward to hearing about these days from my young son.

  • Geosomin

    “Drink a 32 Oz. Chocolate/Watermelon/Mocha Shake Then Puke All Night Merit Badge”

    I think I won this one in Girl Guides…