13 ways to say "My Cousin Marge is Visiting"

Posted on December 15, 2008 by Christopher Garlington

DBC 13 13 ways to say "My Cousin Marge is Visiting"

  1. Rampaging Orc Horde.
  2. Pierre is in Town.
  3. Crimson Tide.
  4. Monsoon Wedding.
  5. Mighty Mighty Bosstone.
  6. My Little Hula Girl is Playing Ragtime.
  7. Punctuation Marks.
  8. SHUT UP! JESUS! CAN’T YOU, JUST–GOD! I HATE YOU! GIMME A CIGARETTE!
  9. I LOVE YOU!
  10. SHUT UP!
  11. I’m working on my ribs sauce.
  12. You don’t love me any more!
  13. Mommy’s special time (hide the knives . . . )

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Please save me: my children are trying to kill me.

Originally posted 2007-10-23 19:08:00. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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  • Tom Accuosti

    Rampaging Orc horde?

  • katherine.

    the Painters are in.

  • Death By Children

    You’re right, I should’ve capitalized Horde. YES RAMPAGING ORC HORDE!!!!

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  • Red

    Aunt Flow is visiting.

  • Melanie

    the red tide. :wink:

    but the shut up one sounds familiar. mostly its “come here saxy man” because I feel extra playful during that time. :wink:

  • Kitterman’s Khaos

    LOL “hide the knives”.
    They can;t find the hammer in my house, I have hidden it under my mattress. Shhhhhhhh
    much respect~d

  • wubba

    In my house, we just say “5 days” as in “There’s something wrong with anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and doesn’t die.”

  • DamnThoseWiffyDogs

    You should have added “Zerg rush” to go along with the “Rampaging Orc horde.” :D

  • mumple

    “Things are a little swampy today in Mumpleland.”