13 things you don’t want to hear from your daughter’s boyfriend

Posted on December 4, 2008 by Christopher Garlington
  1. How’s the weather down there?
  2. Sorry about breaking your fingers with my handshake.
  3. I was voted most likely.
  4. My Dad works in, uh, waste management.
  5. Your blog is cute.
  6. I bench 300.
  7. Here’s a hundred–buy yourself something nice.
  8. Yeah, the ’07 Mazarattis are nice but I prefer the custom ’08 model my dad bought me–faster, you know?
  9. My parents run a nude beach–we’re meeting them for dinner.
  10. I’ll have her back by eleven. AM.
  11. Yes, Ma’am.
  12. Wanna see my Elvis impersonation?
  13. Dad?
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