13 Things I Would Never Hear Again if I Power Drilled Through My Eardrums

DBC 131 13 Things I Would Never Hear Again if I Power Drilled Through My Eardrums

  1. [Crash!]
  2. “Dad?”
  3. “Dad!”
  4. “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!”
  5. “Where the hell is dad?”
  6. “If he was up your butt you’d know”
  7. “Shut up!”
  8. “You shut–”
  9. [Crash!]
  10. (Tandem) “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!”
  11. “There he is. He’s at his desk with his headphones on pretending he can’t hear us–DAD!”
  12. “WHAT!”
  13. “The dog pooped on Uncle Marty’s bed again.”
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  • http://www.pleased-to-meet-you.blogspot.com Jessica

    “If he’s up your butt you’d know”

    Thanks for making my day. That was a favorite line of my little brother.
    .-= Jessica´s last blog ..Letter to Senator Burr =-.

  • http://www.deathbychildren.com Christopher Garlington

    Jessica, I’m glad I could help. If you ever need another butt joke, I’ll always be here.