13 Literary Masterpieces Rewritten by Dr. Suess

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Christopher Garlington, Esq
  1. To Think that I Saw it on The Bridge Over San Luis Rey!
  2. Horton Hears a Mockingjay
  3. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Ironweed
  4. 100 Years of the 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
  5. If I Ran Focault’s Pendulum
  6. The Bronte Sisters Hop on Pop
  7. A Tale of Two Sneetches
  8. The Tropic of Green Eggs & Ham
  9. A Good Scent from a Strange Lorax
  10. The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Fox in Socks
  11. Marvin K. Mooney: Interpreter of Maladies
  12. No Country for the Cat in the Hat
  13. The Optimist’s Daughter, the Old Man, and the Sea.

About Christopher Garlington, Esq

Christopher Garlington is the humor columnist for Chicago Parent magazine, Seattle Parent Map, and New York Parenting magazine. His stories have appeared in Atlanta Parent, Baton Rouge Parent, Parenting ABC (U.K.); Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.
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  • Stan Sloane

    Is THAT the TEA-BAG spelling of His Name?

  • Richie “Offswitch” Nowak

    The screwed up fonts gave me an aneurysm … auuuggghhh !!