13 Things you don’t want to hear while teaching your kid how to drive.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by Christopher Garlington, Esq
  1. I learned this in BurnOut 4 . . .
  2. I learned this in Grand Theft Auto . . .
  3. I saw this in the Fast ad the Furious . . .
  4. I learned this from mom . . .
  5. What does this do?
  6. &^%$#@!
  7. I filled up with Diesel cause it’s good for the environment.
  8. I learned this from Wile E. Coyote . . .
  9. How soon can I drift?
  10. How many points for a dentist?
  11. God, I’m so sleepy . . .
  12. I could fit like seven girls in this car.
  13. I could fit like seven boys in this car.

About Christopher Garlington, Esq

Christopher Garlington is the humor columnist for Chicago Parent magazine, Seattle Parent Map, and New York Parenting magazine. His stories have appeared in Atlanta Parent, Baton Rouge Parent, Parenting ABC (U.K.); Florida, Orlando, Orlando Weekly, Catholic Digest, Retort, Another Realm, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and other magazines. He is the author of the infamous anti-parenting blog, Death By Children; co-author of The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.
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